In Short

I started this blog in 2012 when I was 27 years old. And this is the picture that I used. That’s the bourbon and water that I used to wash down my lunch of fries and gourmet mac and cheese. If you zoom in real close, you can see what’s on the jukebox, the daily specials, and a wolf in sheep’s clothing. dont-be-a-douche2I thought that last year would be a year of transitioning as I finished my master’s thesis, searched for a real job, and assessed the adequacy of my ovaries to produce  lil’ neurotic, curly-headed mini me’s. I thought that I was going to blossom into a Victoria’s Secret model with beer-flavored eyeballs. I blossomed and transitioned, alright, into a more cynical version of myself who is no longer aroused by the prospect of change. Unless it’s Wendy William’s sex change back to a dude. Here’s a picture of me now, envisioning how stupid my phantom kids would look sitting at this miniature picnic table:7803543278_c24b3b0b08

This blog chronicles my journey transitioning from the female sex to the male sex. In a metaphorical way. I’m sick of being told that I remind people of Jenna Marbles, because I rely on more than my good looks, profanity, and fake bewbs to make people laugh. I do it with trite frat boy humor. Enjoy.

9 Responses to “In Short”

  1. Ajay Singh Bedi January 13, 2014 at 2:54 pm #

    Anna…. I am in love with your website! I wish you lived in NYC because I feel like you and I would have some amazing adventures. Your blog, your words, your face… all Awesome! And your entertainment value is spot on. I consider you a Victoria’s Secret model with super powers, btw regardless of how you feel you turned out!
    Always

    AhtotheJay

    • Anna L. Fabiano January 14, 2014 at 7:46 am #

      Awwww, AhtotheJay;) Such sweet words! I too wished that I lived in NYC and could paint the town with you- but you know, I’d have to live in Brooklyn or the Lower East Side;) Instead, next time that I’m there, I will surely have to visit you and see the wondrous world that you’ve made for yourself living your and THEE dream. Your accomplishments are more inspiring that anyone’s who we went to school with. Thanks for reading and the sweet words! Love, The World’s Shortest and Thickest Victoria’s Secret Model. Take care, my love.

  2. Andrew Blumetti August 31, 2013 at 12:37 pm #

    Great blog!

    Much success,

    -Andrew

    • Anna F. September 1, 2013 at 11:06 am #

      Thanks so much for reading, Andrew! Much success to you as well! 🙂

      -Anna

  3. Teeny Bikini February 9, 2013 at 6:59 pm #

    “Unless it’s Wendy William’s sex change back to a dude. ” Oh my god. So so so so funny!!! Glad I found you. You’re a hoot 🙂

    • Anna F. March 16, 2013 at 4:11 pm #

      Let’s be real- that’s a change that we all want to see. Thanks for reading, Teeny Bikini!

  4. fivereflections July 4, 2012 at 2:58 pm #

    hello nice to meet you
    David in Maine USA

    • Anna F. July 4, 2012 at 5:14 pm #

      Nice to meet you as well, David! Thanks for reading and following!

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